January 2013
23 posts
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 10th
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internetexplorers: if you’ve never spoken to me and you think i’m annoying then you made a good call because i am
Jan 10th
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cryingluigi: I suck at keeping in contact with people even if I like them
Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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ponchopeligroso: every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
mmmcookies22: dicksp8jr: boazpriestly: I’m not the only one who was crushed when I learned that the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” isn’t actually talking about the animals, but instead it’s referring to “ugly” women in the clubs, right? excuse me while i cry ARE YOU SERIOUS MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Jan 6th
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mmmcookies22: dicksp8jr: boazpriestly: I’m not the only one who was crushed when I learned that the song “Who Let the Dogs Out” isn’t actually talking about the animals, but instead it’s referring to “ugly” women in the clubs, right? excuse me while i cry ARE YOU SERIOUS MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
Jan 6th
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bondoge: imagine how great the world would be if everyone shut the fuck up on command
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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flightlessbird-americananchor: saucegay-uchyeehaw: crosspin: seblaine: circletines: IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES what in god’s name is a knob cause what is going on in this post
Jan 4th
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flightlessbird-americananchor: saucegay-uchyeehaw: crosspin: seblaine: circletines: IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES what in god’s name is a knob cause what is going on in this post
Jan 4th
105,863 notes
Jan 3rd
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santasexplorers: relationships sound like a lot of work i just want someone i can kiss whenever i want to and will go away when i tell them to
Jan 3rd
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if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
Jan 2nd
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When someone tries to take a picture of me →
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Jan 2nd
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fuckgasm: i love people who don’t make me feel annoying
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2012
29 posts
“I’m afraid of not having enough time. Not enough time to understand people, how...”
–  Ann Brashares (via creatingaquietmind)
Dec 31st
461 notes
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What even was last night?
Dec 31st
2 tags
Dec 31st
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koishy: i get really offended when my friend asks me a question during class and then they go and ask another person for confirmation like do u not trust me you piece of shit
Dec 30th
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I really hope my hair turns out good. Or else I’ll be pissed as always
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
356 notes
2 tags
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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periluna: “anxIETy??” mOM saYS, “n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU” thAT sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT” IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!??? scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT……… eASSYYY??!!!!????
Dec 29th
37,976 notes
1 tag
Dec 29th
145 notes
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Dec 29th
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1 tag
Dec 29th
954 notes
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ivegottobethere: ima-ho-ho-ho: rneerkat: snapfox: rneerkat: rneerkat: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises it becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. good nitrogen sleep tightrogen don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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2 tags
Dec 28th
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4 tags
Nobody gives you more than Thailand, nobody gives you more do do do
Dec 27th
3 tags
Nobody gives you more than Thailand, nobody gives you more do do do
Dec 27th
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sciencethebear: what if u opened a banana and there was a hot dog inside
Dec 27th
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4 tags
Dec 27th
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nagayki: confess shit to me on anon iM LIKE REALLY FUCKIN BORED TELL ME ABOUT UR CRUSHES AND SHIT
Dec 26th
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kawaiians: I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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If you bite string cheese instead of peeling it I don’t want you anywhere near me or my life
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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fasterfood: you wake up on christmas to find santa has left you hundreds of slips of paper, strewn about under the tree. you begin to sort through them. they are all successful text post ideas. it is truly a christmas miracle
Dec 25th
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gangbangs: sebastianverlac: okay what is les miserables tho  i think its french for miserable lesbians 
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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